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More faked photos, Piers?

This article is more than 14 years oldCan it really be former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan's torso in Burger King advert

Piers Morgan, you Adonis, where have you been all Monkey's life? Seriously impressed with the muscle definition shown in the Burger King "meat scented" cologne ads splashed across today's national press. Alas, Monkey can't help but harbour concerns those bronzed legs and toned abs exist solely in the pixel-perfect world of Photoshop or to a creature more used to feeling the burn and with a greater familiarly with salad than the cherubic former Daily Mirror editor turned Britain's Got Talent judge and general B-list celebrity. Watch the "making of" video – lots of very cute editing between Morgan and said torso. Never mind. There is still the simple please of glancing at page 23 of today's Daily Mirror where Morgan's former colleagues have set the story about him working it for BK just above a print ad proclaiming "Do you want longer lasting sex?" and promising to help with premature ejaculation. Just a coincidence, surely?

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